Monday, December 31, 2007

The Caffeine Nap Act

1ST GENERAL ASSEMBLY
State of Irritability, Forgetfulness and Fatigue, 2008

Another stupid law (modeled after SB1463, Illinois General Assembly - constitutionality challenged).

Introduced by Rep. Kip

An act concerning education and public safety.

Be it enacted by the People of the State of Irritability, Forgetfulness and Fatigue, represented in the General Assembly:

Section 1. The Xanthine Alkaloid Compound and Siesta Act.

Sec. 0.01. Short title. This Act may be cited as the Caffeine Nap Act.

Sec. 1. In each home, workplace, automobile, or public school classroom where somnolence is an issue, participants SHALL drink a cup of coffee or a soda and immediately take a 15-20 minute nap. This period may be conducted at any time during the day but is recommended during periods of postprandial dip (for example early afternoon, after the midday meal).

Section 99. Effective date. This Act takes effect upon becoming law.