Friday, July 12, 2013

Old-Time Religion in the Old North State

Tarheel Republicans don't talk about "legitimate rape"
And are too polite to even mention tampon-gate.
It's all about motorcycle and vagina safety here
And making sure we can
live without Sharia to fear.
We pray that everyone has a "blessed day"
And eggheads can't talk about sea-level rise
vote without ID, or at a university. Surprise!
Not exactly establishing religion we say.
But implementing it in every other way.

Update: Pat was there!
Not talking about masturbating fetuses.

Get religion out of government.
Join the
Secular Coalition for North Carolina!
(or find your own state coalition)