Old-Time Religion in the Old North State

Tarheel Republicans don't talk about "legitimate rape"

And are too polite to even mention tampon-gate.

 

It's all about motorcycle and vagina safety here
And making sure we can live without Sharia to fear.

 

We pray that everyone has a "blessed day"

But education, unemployment, and Medicaid? NC won't pay.

 

And eggheads can't talk about sea-level rise
Or vote without ID, or at a university. Surprise!

 

Not exactly establishing religion we say.

But implementing it in every other way.

Update: Pat was there!
Not talking about masturbating fetuses.

Get religion out of government.
Join the Secular Coalition for North Carolina!
(or find your own state coalition)

#AbortTheocracy